Nick Miller vs. Pete Eckhart
We’re not fooling ourselves here: we know Nick is going to win this matchup, and maybe the title. After all, he drinks like a dude who works in a hole, and is confident in a lady’s coat, and he will nail your face, good, and hard, and strong. But let’s not discount Pete here. In a fantasy league filled with outlandish wackadoos (Andre? Taco? RAFFI OH MY GOD), Pete sneaks in quietly hilarious lines, and sleeps with some of the hottest women on the show. Plus he’s an athlete. We would. Vote here!